a sitting duck

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A sitting duck

Woman, please don't get offended,
I didn't mean what I said.
It's only one of those deep insecurities
you worry about so much


when I said that you were easy
I meant it metaphorically.
But you took the wrong way (typical)
it's the way it's meant to be


chorus
I didn't mean to make it sound so hard
I didn't mean to make it hurt you
when I said you were a sitting duck
all I meant was you were an easy
(so easy to squeeze)
(So hard to please)


you make it sound like a bad thing
you make it sound like a mistake
true, I may not be smooth with the girls
but at least I'm not a fake


chorus
I didn't mean to make it sound so hard
I didn't mean to make it hurt you
when I said you were a sitting duck
all I meant was you were an easy
(so easy to squeeze)
(So hard to please)


(fade out)
"yummy, yummy, yummy, i got food in my tummy"




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I really like this! It's comical in a way, but could also be an authentic story. Awesome rhymes, too! (squeeze, please)

I WANT MORE! MORE VERSES PLEASE!
my world isn't only beautiful
it is so far away




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do u write from experience or do u just make it up as u go?
"I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom."
--Mel Brooks



Everything has to be taken on trust; truth is only that which is taken to be true. It's the currency of living. There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn't make any difference so long as it is honoured. One acts on assumptions. What do you assume?
— Player (Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard)