You can just tell your teachers that you couldn't do homework because you used all your pencils killing zombies and saving us all from a zombie apocalypse
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. So does avoiding homework and creeping around YWS!
I wondered why we put villains in our stories when we have plenty of them in real life; then I realized that maybe we wanted stories where the good guy wins. — nogutsnoglory