Add a word to the story

Hey everyone! Heres a simple game I have played a couple times that was really fun.

Basically, just copy and paste what the person before you has typed and add one word to the story.

Ill start with one word, then the next person who posts will type that word AND add one of their own. Feel free to add commas and periods as you wish. (Once the story gets long we can start eliminating sentences at the beginning.)

The first word is:

The

angry

The angry cat

The angry cat bites

The angry cat bites repeatedly

The angry cat bites repeatedly but

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes infected.

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes infected. This

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes infected. This aggravated

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes infected. This aggravated Ant

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes infected. This aggravated Ant who

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes infected. This aggravated Ant who paints

The angry cat bites repeatedly but accidentally becomes infected. This aggravated Ant who paints professionally