A Serious Question

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Which is less attractive

  • A burp 13%
  • A fart 88%

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Rei
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:14 pm
Rei says... · Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:14 pm
There's no what if's or degrees of fart/burpage. Think of the most disgusting of each.
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:17 pm
Firestarter says... · Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:17 pm
Clearly a fart; anything coming from down there is more disgusting that from the mouth.

They smell much worse too.
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:11 am
Wiggy says... · Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:11 am
Most definitely a fart...like Jack said, they smell disgusting!
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:15 am
Jiggity says... · Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:15 am
I dont know...both are equally attractive. It's a turn on. *Raaargh*

Seriosuly though, a girl burbing...I like. Farting...not so much so, it'd make me laugh though.
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Rei
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:19 pm
Rei says... · Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:19 pm
That's quite . . . disturbing, JigSaw. You like a girl burping?
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:36 pm
-KayJuran- says... · Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:36 pm
Both are natural, so I wouldn't be hugely put off with either, at least if I knew the person well. I do, however, prefer it if they don't.
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:05 pm
Prosithion says... · Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:05 pm
I agree, Kay, but You have to admit, neither are attractive.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:13 pm
Rei says... · Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:13 pm
I still say burp. When attempting to be romantic a belch is more of a mood-killer
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:33 am
Teeeeo. says... · Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:33 am
And a fart isn't?

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Rei
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Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:05 pm
Rei says... · Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:05 pm
Ah well. My boyfriend is a regular fart machine, so I'm almost numb to it.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:10 am
Swires says... · Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:10 am
I hate that horrible word beginning with f and ejnding n t, its repugnant.
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:18 am
Elizabeth says... · Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:18 am
I hate farts...
Burps, you can conceal
Farts are always there
I especially hate the people who cough then fart and then act like they just coughed when CLEARLY they didn't just cough.

Or sneezing... Yargh :S
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