Probably trap it and show it to his friends the next day and say something like "I am so irresistible that even the animals can't resist" or something more absurd XD
What would a boy do if he found out that his girlfriend lost something of his which he loved the most?
“The strong person is not the one who can wrestle someone else down. The strong person is the one who can control himself when he is angry.”
“It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is better still to sit with the good than alone.”
What would a girl do if she lost her entire family and friends. Now everyone shuns her so she can't make new friends. She can't kill herself because for some reason she is always saved when she attempts to die.
The wince that you wince when you see your quote in the quote generator is quite a wince, I tell ya. To know that the whole YWS community has read and judged your quote is quite an awkward feeling like oh noes.
*manly blush* — Arcticus