How to make a pen-sword

Please, sit down before you fall down.
Belloq, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. - George Orwell, 1984

Where in the world is Enoch Root?

Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.

"A good plot is like a dream.If you dont write down your dream on paper the moment you wake up,the chances are you'll forget it and it'll be gone forever"-Roald Dalh.

"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective

You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, instead, you should read every single book to see what every book is about before you even come close to judging its viability.