Script:
When visualizing this script, think of it as a Monty Python style setting, with the kind of accents for the characters. Also, I apologize for any technical problems with my script, seeing as I have never done one before.
(enter crowded square, with about 10 people, a dirty ragged man about to be hung, an executioner/ announcer, and 8 execution watchers.)
Crowd: Kill em, Kill em!
Man:Eh, you can’t do dis, I havn't done nothin' wrong.
Crowd:(chanting) Kill em!
Executioner: John Satir, is hereby accused of bringing on the famine for being a Jew. Therefore he will hang.
(Crowd is persistently roaring “kill em” the entire time)
Man: You can’t do this!
Executioner: And why not?
Man: Cause, I’m not Jewish!
Executioner: Well, what are you then?
Man: Well, I’m an atheist.
(Crowd stops and looks blankly at each other. Cue crickets. 3 seconds later..)
Crowd: KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM!!!!
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