The Stowaway and The Captain Have a Chat

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"So Breton, about that food you stole?" Sefarina began.

"I was hungry! I swear I wouldn't do it normally, but it's out of necesity! I wasn't gonna starve!" Breton said, scrambling to come up with words.

"Really? Necessity?"

"Yes, really!"

"Press F to doubtt!"

Breton huffed. "What does that even mean?! I can't with your... your... incomprehensibilities!"

"Woww big word from a small man."

"How dare you call me small!" They huffed again. "You, yes you. At the screen. Do you think i'm small? Say no, or i'll curse you for a bajillion years!"

Sefarina frowned. "You good bro?"

"What? Yeah! Totally. Why?" He said, giving an ephemeral smile.

"Hmm still doubtful."

"What, why?"

"That was a very sus move you made there!"

"Nuh uh! I can prove it wasn't sus by saying the follownig statement: NO NO NO NO NO IT WAS TRUE I SWEAR YOU ARE BEING SILLY RAHHHHHH SO YEAH ITS NOT SUS OK SO TRUST ME I'LL EVEN START SAYING RANDOM WORDS TO PROVE I'M NOT SUS!! THE THE YES NO OKAY LEFT EIGHT ORANGE RED RIGHT" Breton smiled. "So yeah, totally not sus. Did you think i was sus? That's sus. You're sus. Maybe you shouldn't be captain because of your susness." Breton stood up and pointed at her. "Are you the sus one, you sus captain? Like, are you sigma? or skibiidi? That's sus, right?"