Untold Chapters of Roman History

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Once when Julius Caesar went out of Rome
The city was taken over by a ‘g’naughty gnome
When Caesar said, “HOW DARE YOU!”
The gnome was gone and Caesar’s hair too
And with the hair made his harmonious home.


Author’s Note:
Though it is a popular belief that Julius Caesar was not bald, it is actually a myth made popular by Caesar himself to hide his shameful secret. The hair (as seen in pictures and Asterix-Comics) is actually a cleverly crafted wig made by the gnome in exchange of Caesar’s ear drum (revealed in Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar” Act I Scene ii line 212).
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What is line 212 of Act 1 Scene ii? I just don't feel like :-
1)searching for my book
2)Searching for the Act
3) '' '' '' Scene
4) '' '' '' Line :)
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Interesting! :wink:

*searches for line in "Penguin Popular Classics " Julius Caesar*

Hmm...(line 212) He thinks too much: such men are dangerous............ :-s




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Jojo-you are tooo lazy!
shouldn't you know the book by heart by now?(should i tell your mother??)
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That's funny. I love random history facts.
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hee hee history is funny. I liked this hahaha... *laughs and dies* it was tht good :P Yes yes keep up the good work.




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Random, but I must concur - it's amusing, and an interesting tidbit of history. Thanks. *is flipping through a gigantic Shakespeare novel to find act 1 of Julius Caesar*
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