Personally, if I had to give up YWS for a week, I'd declare war on the neighbors (Like someone said above me) and I'd invent a disease that would wipe out everyone in my town (minus me!) and then get on the internet. (But don't. I did it before...it's really sad. You have to move and stuff.)
Voldemort: You kids! If I ever find out who's calling I will tell the wizard law and you will go to wizard jail and then I'll kill you!
I have a Gumbie Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots; Her coat is one of the tabby kind,with tiger stripes and leopard spots. — T.S. Eliot, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats