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Aren't delesional 40 year olds hot? :o Anyway very funny.

7/10 I tend to like funny things better. or perhaps it shuold be 65%...

4/10

I like the plot also I LOVE weird writing-its the only writing buond to make you famous just as C.S. Lewis has shown. "I haven't found it yet," he said, ...

I like the first two lines easpeashally but the last two lines seem a bit forced. Are you going to show this to Shawn? Also I thought we agreed he ...

I luv classics! Has anyone mentioned watership down or the sectret garden, or the jungle book?

He lay there. He had no idea how long he had laid there. It may have been mere minutes perhaps many centuries. Impossibly long or a fraction of a second. ...

Some day I am going to live on a huge nonprofit farm/estate right next to the ocean so I will have all those pets, exept the whale, and instead of ...

Subtle, definatly. I love telling and hearing jokes that no one but my fellow smart people understand .-Ben the seminerd What would you rather have 2 noses that don't work ...

I personaly, (opposed to impersonally) liked the human's lack of nose, all the better to ... not smell with.

[quote="KayJuran"]Chips aren't that great really. Whenever my friends go to the chippie,quote] What's a chippie? :shock:

Oh shnap. I shuold have made it clear earlyer: no mythical animals, real animals are so much more balanced. Maybe if this does not work I will make an rp ...

name: Cody animal: kangaroo gender: male eyes: green size: 7ft at shoulder when standing upright age: 3 color: tan markings: black belly tail tip and ear tips Bio: likes to ...

sabradan said (as a steroe type) "Mexicans are lazy" I have never heard that and I live about an 1/2 hour away from mexico. There are many mexicans in my ...

At least one of them has to have done something besides written books. :P Can be alive or dead. Not it order: Fredrick Douglas Roald Dalh (got me into reading ...