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First of all, I loved the title. It grabbed me by the face and pulled me in. I love the parody. It's great. Especially the random lines with the penguin ...

I took a college class with the poet laureate in my area, Joel Lipman. Wonderful man. My favorite class in the UNIVERSE. And I kind of know The Twilight Guy ...

Ouch. Well, it's just to check if the newbies can actually act or something like that. Maybe Eragon isn't the best choice after all. In order to act, you have ...

The eyes are really what's kind of messed-up about his demonic happy face. (He SHOULD look demonic, that is.) They seem too... you know... cheery. When you do a psychopathic ...

I agree with Chosenofair - your first picture would be beautiful if it wasn't so grainy. I've battled the bad-equipment bug myself, and I have to say that photography is ...

Sounds like a science fantasy epic that's better than Eragon. (Although that's not hard, so we'll make that more popular than Eragon. Hee.) Oops. I'm near out of titles. The ...

It looks something like this for short stories: Write > Read > Edit > Have Somebody Else Read > Edit > Read > Edit > Edit > Print > Edit ...

Strangely, a soap-opera episode or made-for-tv movie. It probably wouldn't make me pick the novel up, since I don't really do the whole girly-lit thing. The Final Experiment

A rather charming image of an insect in shining armor.

The first review you gave me was amazing! So I came back. Golden Please, please, please. And thank you.

Please? (Not your typical fantasy story. I promise.) I will love you forever for a rip-to-shreds review! It needs a ton of work...

Opening note: As a reader, especially an American one, I find the concept of Polish characters really interesting. American characters get boring. Her bedroom door sang a miserable song as ...

“Iggy. Iggy.” I opened my eyes and looked through the holes in the side of my cage. “Yeah, Max?” She looked terrified. “Iggy, they took Fang and Nudgie,” she murmured. ...

Very cute. I agree that the last line needs to be changed a little - maybe "and then I would feel really low" instead? Hehe. It totally feels like a ...

Try looking in Writer's Market for a writer's conference in your region. If you live in a large city/metro area, ask a librarian. If you live in New York City, ...