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*runs away from Gai and Lee in hopes to be exempt from having to wear spandex; subtly waves off their yells about youth; finds a new weapon and decides to ...

YOUTHHHHH! GAI-SENSEI!!!! YOUTH!!!!! NO: Maito Gai

*dies from bloodloss after staring at his arse* NO: Kankuro's puppet

*slow and painful very agonizing death* NO: Kimimaro's underwear

*dead* NO: Kabuto

*screams* YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME! *is defeated* And now I have found my nindo, my ninja way... NO: An unfortunate citizen of Iwagakure during the Iwa-Konoha War who was ...

I'd be praying that I got something good out of it or died. NO: One of the Akatsuki.

I would try to run. Cause I really don't want to get eaten. NO: A ROOT shinobi.

Be thankful for being attached to somebody as awesome as Gaara, instead of someone like Sasuke. NO: An ANBU mask.

I would shatter all the glass in the house and possess the children. NO: A dollar bill stuck in a woman's pocket.

If I was King of a country, I would turn it into a dicatorship. Anything I say or do goes. NO: A caveman that ended up in the twenty-first century.

If I was a Hunger Games contestant, I would hang with the Careers and go around brutally torturing everyone until the alliance collapsed; then I would slit all their throats ...

Not much of a rant today, but whatever.

...I got dumped today, and my ex told me via my only friend. Guess why? I'm a bloodthirsty psychopath. Like I haven't heard that before. And then my friend is ...

I would have to go with Hercules and Megara on this one. Nobody beats demi-Gods. Though Mulan and Shang are a close second.