wtppowers

"Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a Donkey who wasn't there. My jar of pickles wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish It 'd go away" Well then, I ...

I am happily married to a balloon. We have three beautiful human-balloon hybrid children, and we live in a nice suburban home just outside of Springfield.

6'0. But I haven't grown since Freshman year. In case you're wondering, I've graduated.

When I first heard of this, I thought the chick was so hypocritical. Now, I think she's greedy. But can you blame her? Really? In the very social (or antisocial) ...

I'd rather forget some lyrics to the song. But I'd choose something easy and notable, like "Wonderwall", where I won't have to sing (because the crowd will be too intoxicated ...

Crazy Little Thing Called Butt

6/10 Quite long, yet intriguing.

Champagne Supernova in my pants

If It's Raining Men , The Weather Girls Does she like me back?

I'm gonna pass

wtppowers walks out of the room, before the evil ninjas come.

Banned for banning someone for such a pointless thing

6/10 I like the quote. I may use it sometime.

No. F that. I'm having a hard enough time writing other stuff as it is. Maybe next year.

WHERE ARE ALL MY LEFTIES?!