ummcowsareawesome

I must be the smartest person here, cuz' for the last few days I've been in Palm Springs, but I brought my laptop. So yeah...

How do you guys change the lines above your avatar to whatever you want??? I need to know!!! heck, m'dear, heck. no cussing, please -M

hmmm they both deserve a 8...

M'kay. You can not win you know. Yep time for more bragging!!!!!!! I am pretty oh soo pretty. 8) Many a people have said how unbelievably awesome my eyes are. ...

I have the greatest girlfriend ever, and i held a Golden Eagle beat that. Don't you mean u have the greatest dog ever? Hahaha, I'm good.

You are, once again, a liar, Zel. You do beg me to play when I'm trying to clean the kitchen and do my homework (stuff you should be doing) You ...

I officially love Snoink and Tara, they actually nominated me for something (and acknowledged me)

Do you guys want to know a secret? Zelithon is almost 14 and she always begs me to play stuffed animals and beanie babies with her. So she isn't exactly ...

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann ...

See, there you go again. I LOVE YOU!

No, do you have an ego problem? Id love to pop it. Wrong choice of words, my friend. You better watch out.

I want to know why everyone doesn't put me for anything (except Zelithon, but that doesn't count cuz', well, it just doesn't) because I deserve a lot of those nominations. ...

Suddenly, an amazingly beautiful creature enters the scene. With a blood-red body, and amazing intelligence, everyone just stood there in awe. "I have come," Ummcowsareawesome starts, "to reveal your

I want to know why everyone doesn't put me for anything (except Zelithon, but that doesn't count cuz', well, it just doesn't) because I deserve a lot of those nominations. ...

guess what?! I'm your first reply!!!!! That means I'm extremly cool and you know it.