"Every man's his own friend, my dear." -Fagin, Oliver Twist
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Kaia I will wear three stacked and still be cold
Dec 7, 2024
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don't have spotify but top artist was definitely noah kahan, then josiah queen, and then maybe...the lumineers? next year definitely going to be josiah queen, noah kahan, and cage the elephant. not in that specific order. like half of the songs i listen to are by the most random people
my most played song was Everywhere, Everything, but i really don't listen to it that much anymore. if someone asked me my guess it would be Fishes and Loaves (Josiah Queen). love that guy
if i had discovered cigarette daydreams (cage the elephant) earlier it 100% would have been that lol
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Happy (late) cake day!!!! Thanks so much for being here. I remember that you were one of the first people to welcome me here on YWS back in 2020 thanks for being an amazing friend and great person! <3333
twiggy thank you!!
Dec 6, 2024
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twiggy thank you!!
Dec 6, 2024
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twiggy thank you!!
Dec 2, 2024
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guys my ELA teacher had her baby and so now we're going to have subs for the next 12 weeks
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twiggy thank you so much!!
Dec 6, 2024
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okay it hasn't said it in the people's tab yet but it's my cake day!! four years on here is insane to me <3 so grateful for this place, i love all of you
RavenAkuma HAPPY CAKE DAY!! ┌iii┐♡
Dec 2, 2024
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every once in a while i'm like "ai can't be that bad"
ai: pukes up robot paint
me: i'll just learn how to draw
ToastK lol, as an artist: yes, reject AI, embrace doing art yourself and making bjillions of flaws in your work.
Nov 28, 2024
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my mom: "i'm not mad about the grade you get i just want you to live up to your full potential and i know you can get straight A's"
me: "mom i'm going to i've explained my three B+s to you several times now and you know what? if i wanted to i could be an astrophysicist or a geologist or study old people. but do i want to? no. so i'm not going to. i'm going to get straight a's and i'm going to get it without you lecturing me about an 89.6% in language arts."
me actually: "okay mom"
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me as an oregonian and every other oregonian: "no no i don't mind the weather i actually kinda like it rain is nice"
oregon: "kay have 9 months of rain here and an ice storm there, how about the only snow you get is slush and it rains and snows at the same time when it should only be snowing because of how cold it is? how does an inch of ice coating everything sounds? oooh forty MPH winds anyone? don't you dare use an umbrella or everyone will laugh at you because you're such a wimp! just be cold get over it. and this summer instead of thawing out in nice 75-80 degree weather we'll bake you for five minutes and then it'll rain and then you can thaw out for an hour, and after you thawed we'll fry you using the sidewalk instead of a pan"
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i love thanksgiving but sometimes i look forward to it because as soon as it's over is when it's moral to listen to christmas music
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to sate my own curioustily, why'd you follow me? did we interact and i just forgot?
twiggy i just try to follow everyone and i saw a post that you had made in the people's tab and was like "huh idk this person" lol
Nov 27, 2024
HildegardHope huh, cool
Nov 27, 2024
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weird quotes from my spanish teacher that have no context:
read the whole thing i promise this is funny
"FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVEN'T GOTTEN THEIR ACTIVIDADS SIGNED OFF-I hope a goblin sits on your head after midnight!"
"Dylan, if you don't stop doing that I am going to pick you up and squeeze you like a Twinkie until all of the cream comes out!"
"And the funny thing is my ex-husband, after his new wife divorced him, called me earlier this year and asked if I wanted to get back together! I of course said no. But this proves that I have more rizz than all of you."
"People who act like that around each other are either siblings or like each other. One day you'll invite me to your weddings, just you wait!"
"WHO'S HAVING A STROKE? JACOB? blink three times. say your abc's. smile."
Kid: *puts his head down on desk*
My teacher: "MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL are you okay? Just very worried about you. This one time my teacher friend had a kid who put his head down in class and let's just say he never got up again. Are you sure you're okay??"
"HANNAH. My brain just turned into a mashed potato! What period do I have you?" (at conferences last night)
At conferences last night she said that I was the total package (smart, nice and "obviously a very attractive young lady")
Dec 9, 2024
this sounds so bad but this morning i saw the most pathetic fight ever...it was these two girls that had each other by the hair but it literally looked like they were really aggressively hugging each other and their friends were screaming at them to hit the other person but literally they were just like hugging each other it was kinda funny because fights are over the dumbest stuff at my school "SHE SAID I WAS DRAMATIC RAAAAH"