thegirlwhofateloves

This is an e-mail my cousin sent to me...personally, I found it highly I thought I'd share it with you... Ladies and gentlemen....it's the Chav Nativity! There's this bird called ...

^^ Is very presumptuous :oops: (and it's thegirlwhofateloves...)

^^ (has lost his sense of humpur somewhere in the rolls of fat :wink: ) Dude, I'm just KIDDING - I promise you <

*clamps hands over ears* LA LA LA LA LA! Everyone: 1, 2, 3....breeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaathe...... I'm going to kill my family.

^^ Is obese. Lol. By 'fit' I meant ...um well 'hot', I guess :? I'm english...I was born to be weird... :wink:

*doesn't understand how user groups work...* *and yes, is fairly retarted, too*

^^ has an avater that makes me think he's fit... ...but he probably isn't :wink: lol

No. I've never even attempted it...I doubt anyone in their right mind would actually publish me anyway...I don't think I'm that great, and I can't really see it happening, to ...

^^ Makes me laugh every time I see her post, cos of that fantastic avater and siggy combination :D

Umm...surely the most disturbing thing before you realised it was impossible (well, not impossible....very messy though....) to do it standing would be that, well....you'd be missing the thing that yo

Awwwww, Qi.......shrine to Galeta.....lol :D pretty! See? SEE???? I CAN TOO be nice!!!! lol :wink:

*confused* a whaaaaaaat?????!

*Runs to go get Neil's shotgun* - got it!!! ....rockin' and ready to go.... :wink: Just kidding. I radiate love to all of you, my sugarplums. :D

Nope, the marshmallows are definitely storming the fortress.

Um..... IN your face, maybe?....just a hint, y'know.....