thegirlwhofateloves

was great, it hit the nail on the head, and I think that more than a few people will identify with it. Bravo.

Lol, sorry Poor_Imp. And I haven't read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, no. I liked Macbeth. But the thing is, I did both Hamlet and Macbeth at school, and they ...

almost.... :P

(*whispers*...hun, that's based on real places...) lol

favourite Shakespeare is that Sonnet...can't remember what number, maybe 130...anyway, it's the one that goes mistress'..." I have to say, I didn't like hamlet...snore...

"Mum. Mummy. Oi. OI. Can I go on the computer please?" ...well, wasn't that worth knowing....won't you sleep better tonight...

...Park Lane? Isn't that a little more than middle class?

WHY IS EVERYONE SO DANG PRETTY?! *runs away crying* :wink:

PINK! Pink pink pink pink PINK! *ahem* :wink: (the worrying thing is, I do actually mean that...and I am that excited...)

Thanks Arvy - now I have images of you in a skating tutu thing... :shock: he he *Laughs hysterically* SPORT?! I don't do that kind of thing... :wink: ...but I ...

^ yes, cos you are quite obviously all greasy and fat... :wink: he he...I've never heard that stereotype before! I've never tried that...doesn't really appeal - but have you ever ...

we're all going to die... :D

Surreal: I didn't mean to sound heartless, but why keep someone alive when they've done something so dreadful? And, for the record, millions of pounds is spent on prisoners. In ...

...Wedgies...no, I can't say I'd order that at a resturant either. You'd be very likely to get chucked out, to be perfectly honest...they might think it was some kind of ...

...You know what I say to that? PAH! Yeah, you heard me. :P We english are simply too polite...we let other countries beat us at stuff. :D Actually, I didn't ...