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taylorthemule

  • Drive Through.

    “Hello may I take your order?” a woman asked me. I was in the drive through at the Wendy’s just down the street from my house. It wasn’t one of ...

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Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
— Gretchen Wieners