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I told him he needed to relax and enjoy being a kid....but no one ever listens to me, so big surprise there..... Tell him I hope he feels better.

Multiple religions, one deity, different names/paths to Him (or her, or it, or whatever)

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was ajjdofsetriopagfuiodgsdugudf9!!!! Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it never rains between the bedroom and the kitchen!

Ok, my theory as to why the Harry/Ginny thing was so fast when compared to Harry and Cho is twofold: 1. Hormones. In the previous books, they both were younger, ...

[quote="QiGuaiGongFu"]number 1: swizterland isn't a true communist state, a true communist state has never existed. Swizterland is also a very small country, and doesn't have a very broad consumer bas

No... I've seen much better parodies of the bible. First, you need to get the language perfect for this to work. You're getting close, but not nearly close enough if ...

I've heard the third one before. I like it though. If anybody has any bad/gruesome/etc jokes PM them to me. I LOVE THEM. Heres one: The President, the Pope, Bill ...

That really sucks it was on your birthday. Some Birthday present....

I miss my freinds from Israel, especially since I can't visit them now, cuz I'll get drafted, and my mom doesn't want that. And I really wish I could go ...

of course, and he did "not" tell you about it either. Right? I know all about military security (Im Israeli as well as American, remember. I have served in a ...

This is a sample of my Bible-parody called "The book of rock". I like it so far, but please tell me if it is or not, or if I should ...

This is really quite lovely, and really very good. I really like the imagery. The character kinda reminds me of myself a little bit---a dreamer, a romantic, who never completely ...

My favorite male character is Harry, followed in a tie with Ron and Dumbledore My favorite female character is actually Ginny, not that showoff Hermione who pouts whenever someone does ...

This is probably deviating from said topic a little bit, but it seemed the topic to post this in. For those of you whose religious writings/prayers are (at least mostly) ...

I know its an old technique. I know we (US Spec Ops) used it in Italy and Germany in WW2. But I would like to see the source that says ...