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Mok He watched as the fort walls slowly climbed around him, maintaining his silent vigil. Work progressed rapidly during the day, but at night the human workers had to sleep. ...

Why can none of you people spell doughnut?

II, I believe that's the whole point of the SB.

rtihcypsan Right, that's it. How can you people sleep at night? (I think I got off easy)

Why would you think that you didn't need a doughnut?

Mok The pass was cold. That suited Mok. He never could be bothered with heat. Cold preserves, but fire consumes. Important words for a corpse, even an immortal one. The ...

I hadn't reckoned on the Toxicroak knowing a move as powerful as Brick Break. Stupid, prepare for all eventualities. And now there was a Jolteon in the mix, I knew ...

Anyone wants to know more about the T'lan Imass, or the world of the Malazan Empire in general, here you go.

Miguel Toxicroak. Poison/Fighting. Can't use Tropius. Can't use Shlesh. Wartortle. Water. Definitely can't use Shlesh. Need to be Derek. "Go, Derek!" "Derek? That's a stupid name," laughed one of the ...

Everyone secretly wishes they had a 16 year old girlfriend. Is it better to choke someone with your hands or with a tie?

The sweat of extremely confident baby oils. What is the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything?

Autumn trees; death. Then cherry blossom.

9/10 Absolutely true. I mean, uh, the first part. Heh, yeah...

LikeStealingPopcornFromASquirrel (:D back at you)

Another thing I neglected to mention is the unreliability of radiation. It really is a game of chance. You could be subjected to high levels of radiation for a long ...