oneeyedunicornhunter

Ouch! :lol: Move along.

YWS has helped me better understand the relationship between writer and reader. It has also given me a very low opinion of "professional" critics. YWS > Critics It's such a ...

Ah, the Pirates VS Ninjas debate. Anyone who has played Ratchet and Clank 3 knows that the ninja always wins, but I believe this is because Insomniac was prejudiced and ...

I think that Abarat deserves a place among the strangest books I've ever read. It's been a while since I've read the first or its sequel, but I can remember ...

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Braces. Horrible. Absolutely horrible.

Loved it! I love just about anything that makes fun of Twilight in favor of J.K. Rowling (aka a female Albert Einstein with better hair) OH NO you didn't just ...

Ah, the Pirates VS Ninjas debate. Anyone who has played Ratchet and Clank 3 knows that the ninja always wins, but I believe this is because Insomniac was prejudiced and ...

I like Poe too, but that's not going to stop me from insulting him in my parody. >=) As for the grade, my teacher thought it was great. She read ...

This isn't poetry. Why did you post it here? Honestly, I don't know why I even bothered to read it. This should be marked for deletion, or at least moved. ...

Hello. There's not much to say about this poem. War is a topic touched on frequently in literature of virtually any kind, and justly so, considering the enormous impact it ...

I don't understand the lack of periods. I noticed there was one at the end, but I'm left wondering if there was a particular reason or not. This isn't long, ...

I like the perspective and the way things are described, cool and creepy at the same time, but other than that I think I will agree with Incandescence that there's ...

Yarg matey. Forget what I said...feel free to bash. :roll: I guess that is why I'm here...oh well. ___________________ Normally… I think about waves pushing and pulling, The horizon decked ...

When the water breaks in your pants (Liquid Tension Experiment) Leather Rebels in your pants (Judas Priest) I kissed a *boy* in your pants (some guy dubbed over the words ...