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The power to say catchy phrases that stay in people's minds forever.

Can you please meet me at the hospital? Bring the phoenix' tears! "No pain, no _____!"

Banned because you have no way of proving that you are dead, or that you're a man for that matter...

Go up to a girl and compliment her mustache.

If I were a bear, I'd be a polar bear and I'd never stop drinking Coca Cola. And if I were a bear, I'd be a bipolar bear.

10/10 that would be hilarious, although it may be a bit politically incorrect. I'd name my kid Edwardunderscorethreenineseveneightfour, cause numbers and signs probably are illegal in one's name.

Mine is a magical GIF, because both GIFs and magic are awesome.

L ucifer's U mbrellabirds M aster I ntelligence

Unfortunately, all of his kids were deaf and blind.

Because it couldn't Stay High- Tove Lo (Habits Remix) Why do you find that funny?

Z ombies H it I mps A ngrily

Well, that escalated quickly... This is what happened after the most amusing (yet maybe not the nicest) review I have seen in my whole time here at YWS, written by ...

You have my gratitude. I will use these items to banish the creatures that roam around the Green Room.

*Valiantly fighting the Green Room and its offsprings in quest of a helmet* 21. freedom call 22. 23. 24. 25.

Shield acquired the 21st of December, 2013: 16. Found and Lost 17. 58 Poppies 18. The Feeling 19. Darling Day, would you say not? 20. Twelve Days Of Depression