mephistophelesangel

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I would rather break my right knee, because I use my right leg for kicking in martial arts and if I want to do that, I would need my left ...

Granted, but that somebody wished that wish in another dimension, so that you'll never see it. I wish that I could use telekinesis.

Floating in a bathtub! ;) How long do you think you can sit in a silent room without getting bored?

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So he told her to go eat some sausages in his refrigerator.

Codfish, god, he is a codfish! Expect ________ and ___ them for _________.

Dead because you were walking down the street but someone dropped a pot on your head.

Granted. But a werewolf transforms because of the full moon and eats you. I wish that I could rewrite my life from the beginning.

What defines the definition of definition?

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I'm sooooo joining! This sounds awesome!! :D

Rocket science :D

Banned because I once tried to make that thing in your profile picture and utterly crashed and burned.

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