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I don't see why this debate need continue. After five pages, we've gotten nowhere. You know why? Because everybody has a stand, and there is very little anyone can do ...

This is my darling Mo (Moses, Momo, Momtaro, Hobo, Homo, Hominy, Stinker, Schookums, Sweet, Handsome, Pooch, Bobo, etc), the neurotic, paranoid German Shepherd/Rotweiler/DuckTolling Retriever/everythi

I read somewhere that boys around the age of 14 are the most likely to commit sexual assault or rape. Which is weird, because none of my boys would do ...

Q: Why did Janey fall out of the tree? A: Because she had no arms.

Ugh, sorry, completely off topic >

In the whole scheme of things, what's another human dead? We're overpopulated as it is, and only finding more and more ways to kill our only predators - illness and ...

Uh. Small, childlike things like Santa's elves and OompaLoompas and porcelin dolls. I like kids but fake ones...creep me out. When I was about 5, I was scared shitless of ...

Tess, you're hell of cute. Hope you smile like that as often as you can.

H'okay. Why does this even have to be brought up? People. People? People. PEOPLE! It's like asking the thoughtful question, "Do you think black people should be treated like everybody ...

[quote="Firestarter"][quote]and the Clash[/quote] Damn, I almost forgot them. Well, they're very high in my list.[/quote] le GASP! But at least you remembered them, eh? (I say eh because I'm Canadian.

Mah mother was a Christian, mah father is a Buddhist. I say was and is because it's like that. My Mom's not really religious anymore. So my dad believes in ...

As far as personal preferences go, Bright Eyes is the best band. Period. But then there's the Beatles, of course, and the Clash, and ooh! and the Unicorns, yes. Plus ...

aah...a month of cold/flu symptoms. Worst ever. Used to have an immune system, don't know where that went. Stuffed up nose, headaches, dizzyness...there was a point when four of my ...

C'est moi. Right after my best friend hacked off all mah hair.

Ha. I must admit - I have baaaad parents. No, I'm joking, but they are a little over-trusting in the alcohol department. If I was the sort, I'd easily be ...