malachitear

Out comes a thunderstorm. Inserts a small chip of wood, about the size of my thumb.

Girls: 139 Boys: 97 Veer's: 31 Dreams: 2 Cats: 15 Birds: 7 Banana: 6 Hamsters: 0 Squirrels: 1

Hey! This already exists :D It can be found here ->

Does it even matter if anyone does not?

Zolen, that was an incredibly painful way to corrupt XD WELCOME tkpejb! Granted, but then you are overthrown by your huma minions and discarded in a small cardboard box. I ...

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Fortunately, they are able to ignore the human race for a while

Fortunately, some human-dinosaur hybrids emerged from the earth.

and

Keep calm and strum a guitar like a pro

That awkward moment when you're at a table with friends, eating, and you realise that you're the only one who hasn't finished his food and still taking it easy.

Why do you not know something so important?

She would stomp through the lot of them, yelling all the way. What would a guy do if he found a stalker in his room, behind the door?

Gets a galleon. Inserts a laptop.

Granted, but then the day ends later, which makes it all the same. I wish I could tell a person's intentions by looking at them. (I'm amazed.)