malachitear

Unfortunately, as you tried to leave the game a pancake latched on to you and you brought it into the real world.

Violence is never the answer, my friends. I say this as I drive two giant electrodes into the water of a swimming pool where @GreenLight24 was happily spending some time ...

;) All of me in my pants

@AlexSushiDog You aren't the only person who feels like a jerk now :( Soul Survivor Your ruthless, cut throat, unforgiving demeanor has earned you the title of Soul Survivor. You ...

I want an apartment for my birthday that I can design myself :D Also, an unlimited bank account and some sort of chauffeured transport would go down well too.

I love Calvin and Hobbes! I once had a book of them from the library and needless to say, that weekend was pretty enjoyable. I also like Peanuts and the ...

I have accepted the challenge of squire-hood, and search vehemently for my prey. :smt027 1. Death has no Friends 2. Run till it catches up 3. The Eternal Quest 4. ...

I would like to become a squire! /follows @pompadour and gallops off into the sunset/

You died because that pather-cat-puma thing just ate your actual avvie :D

Popcorn. Much more welcoming. (my girlfriend loves popcorn) Would you rather live in outer space or in the ocean?

Who doesn't need beauty supplies?

Shark. Much faster, I think. Would you rather be turned into a nacho or a mushroom?

thekaypeeijaybee

You put on some honey scented perfume and died when bees tried to shove their way up your nose.

How is it that you decided to italicise that?