malachitear

The i-will-kick-your-butt princess :D

I LOVE COFFEE! I drink it a lot because I just like it as a beverage, but I regret it sometimes when I genuinely need to stay up late because ...

Banned because there are multiple nerdkings. One for each form of geekiness.

Turn everything into mush and then...

-14

Fortunately, your body suddenly formed antitoxins that could stop the chemical reaction.

Granted, but the smile now pulls back over the teeth and everyone looks terribly scary. I wish I had a magic cape that could burn rainbow colored smoke and let ...

"You ever been to KFC?" What's something you should never say to a snowman?

Do you like cats? or would you rather explain the explainable?

Sexy glasses.

Banned because that crown belongs on my head :3

Glassedcrown (i'm sorry, idk)

Eurgh Math. TUBM frequently has the flu.

For impersonating royalty.

You died when riding on a bicycle, because you stared too long at the woman driving the truck to notice there was only one reason why it was moving so ...