malachitear

For being incredibly hard to conquer. I just went to sleep for a little bit and you took over again! XD

Here lies lostthought Born before time itself Died in 2013 because he chased after his dog that ran onto the road.

Gangnam style I'm guessing? And probably Shine Bright like a Diamond by Rihanna.

I got abegnation too. I agree with their core beliefs, but yeah, honsetly no way I'm that conceding.

Because I couldn't decide, and after a long while I used a username generator and it stuck.

9/10 because I'm used to it, and because the stark contrast between the last one and the other two made me laugh the first time I saw it.

striped at the sleeves with a sour-looking mottled green

That awkward moment when you try to bring up a topic to your friends because your crush is nearby and you want to feel popular but nobody can hear you... ...

keep calm and stop physical violence.

10/10 would bang ^ just in case that was inappropriate. Mostly because I like the anime :D

seems

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting, horrid, ...

Jedume.

She would probably make numerous passive-aggressive hints for him to shave it off, following which she would shave it off in his sleep. What would a guy do if he ...

You get beef Jerky. Inserts chocolate covered mints.