lyrical_sunshine

Marc: "Okay, I lied. We're all cliche. I'm a 32, Jake's a 26 and Vanessa's a 24." Jake: *to Nessie* "How did YOU get the lowest score? You're good at ...

Marc: "Eh, well, I see your point." Jake: "I'm pretty sure we're complete anti-sues, right? What were you, like a 12?" Marc: "Something like that. Which sort of offends me. ...

Vanessa: *to Blake and Ethan* "Jake's just overprotective, don't mind him. He has a pathological fear that Marc's going to die someday and it's going to be his fault." Jake: ...

Marc: "Rae. Hands down. Oh, wait...Dana might be a close second." Vanessa: "Um, no, I'd go with Rae. Dana's alright, but Rae is just...just..." Marc: "The incarnation of evil?" Vanessa: ...

Marc: "Yippee! So now we're freaks, murderers, and cliched characters who misquote things!" Vanessa: "Jake, you need to come down. You're scaring people." Jake: "I'm not angry. I'm just...tense." Marc

Marc: "Well, crap, Blake, you haven't lived until you've watched a cheesy Disney film with talking animals. We'll have a movie night at my place. I'll supply the popcorn." Jake: ...

Marc: "Uh...yeah, you lost me when you started talking artsy music. I was thinking of...you know, the baby pig with the fuzzy wig on its head...sheepdogs, a disoriented duck..." Jake: ...

Hello, my name is Jake and I...um...have nothing to say. *shrug*

Marc: "Huh. I totally didn't think about that." *to Jake* "Never call me babe." Jake: "I never have." Marc: "I know. But please don't start. Like, ever." Vanessa: "I loved ...

Jake: "I'm not going to argue. I wouldn't want Rae's claws in me either." *shudders* Vanessa: "Honestly, I think Marc took the whole prophesied-soul-mate thing better than Jake did." Jake: ...

Marc: "More weird than cool. More like 'Holy hell, I'm in love with someone I'm not even sure exists and they drive me crazy but I'm incredibly attracted to him ...

Marc: "If you recall correctly, Alice in Wonderland ended with Alice waking up from a dream. Sadly, we are not dreaming. But it would make life so much easier, wouldn't ...

Marc: "Piski? Is that like pixie, with a lisp?" *Vanessa nudges Marc in the ribs* "Please be polite." *Marc rolls eyes*

Marc: "Lovely. So we're all freaks here." Jake: "An imp? Sorry, is that like any relation to...I don't know...demonic shapeshifters or anything?" Vanessa: *groans* "Jake! Stop being so paranoid!"

UGH. if he did i've lost about a million pounds of respect for him. I have a theory that he wants to keep writing the MR series because he's making ...