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Marc: "Pork rinds." Vanessa: "Sushi." Jake: "Don't care." If you had to choose between the ability to fly or the ability to read minds, what would you choose?

Jake: "I like Kit. She makes sense." Vanessa: "No blood, please." Jake: "Not unless someone deserves it." Vanessa: "Jake? NO BLOOD." Marc: *sighs* "We're trying to tame him, really." Vanessa: ...

I think certain characters and places are neat (the werecat is awesome) but Eragon just irritates me. The whiny brat is the hero. What is the world coming to?

Marc: "Scavenger works well, in my opinion." Dax: "But nobody cares, remember?" Marc: "Why are you here?!" Dax: "Slavery isn't all that thrilling, contrary to popular belief. I wanted to ...

Marc: "Um...wear a pink frilly dress and dance around singing the 'Barbie girl' song." Jake: *bursts out laughing* Vanessa: "Ride the Tower of Doom at Elitches." Jake: *stops laughing* "Seriously?!" ...

Marc: "Comic books." Vanessa: "I really like some of the classics. Shakespeare is beautiful. To Kill a Mockingbird is excellent too." Jake: "Mysteries. Suspense. Supernatural thrillers. Honestly, I'm

Jake: "Gotta love pointless conversations." Marc: "Who's Major Bat Guano?" Vanessa: "What about sheep?" Dax: "Great. Now I'm hungry." Marc: "Where'd you come from?" Dax: "Down the street." Jake: "I ...

Marc: "Beauty is overrated. It's totally subjective." Vanessa: "You just agreed with Raven about something." Marc: "Well, she's right." Jake: "You don't admit it when I'M right." Marc: "You don't ...

Marc: "Ha! Yet another reason why Nessie should stop wearing makeup! It automatically makes you a woman of ill-repute." *grins* Vanessa: *mildly* "Move with the times, Macaroni." Jake: "Ouch." Marc: ...

Vanessa: "I'm not a Dr. Who fan. But I have read the Silmarillion! Good book, although the Hobbit still holds a special place in my heart. But, honestly, I don't ...

In my heart of hearts I nurse a faint hope... That Eragon is purposefully an arrogant, foolish protagonist That Murtagh is *meant* to be so much cooler than Eragon That ...

Vanessa: "I read the Sword in the Stone." Marc: "But she's a nerd. I haven't read it. Watched the cartoon though." Jake: "Why is Merlin an animal?" Marc: "Do you ...

Marc: "So Raven's a witch, Merlin's an animal, and Fal is an elf. But if Raven's part elf, then that makes her, like, an elven witch. A woodland witch?" Jake: ...

Marc: *impatiently to Blake* "The Raven thinks I'm a cheesy pasta." *to Ethan* "And yes, I am impatient." Jake: "Understatement of the millenium." Marc: "Where's the little scavenger? I'm really ...

Marc: "A hybrid, meaning...?" Jake: *feigns shock* "Marc doesn't know something?! Marc: "I know, shocking isn't it?" *to Raven* "Seriously though, what are you? A hybrid could mean anything. I'm ...