luna_the_shiekah

"I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T GOING TO HELP US!" Ian yelled, glowering at the ex-royal whose back was currently turned to him. "Dammit, we never should've left the kingdom. Look ...

I'm not likely to have any given my sexuality.- Ian I wouldn't mind one or two.- Bea I died, came back, can't have kids now. Something about the shock to ...

"Do I really have to go in?" Warrior asked, glancing over her shoulder to the young strawberry blond behind her. "Duh! We fates can't take care of everything!" "Fine. But ...

Learn as many languages as possible! After all, if I'm the president of the WORLD and not just a country, language barriers would be a problem. What would you do ...

No, the only experience I have at the torrid trade are the silly acts I'd put on with my idiotic cousin when we were small.- Leo Does pretending to tolerate ...

Leo would likely have hot monkey sex with Ian. Um....yup. Scenario: Your character has the chance to do an undercover mission, who or what do they disguise themselves as to ...

I'd like to think I'd be a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream.- Asenath A nice steaming plate of chow mien. Ian A turkey leg. What? You asked.- Leo What ...

I'd sob because I don't even know how to do geometry. What would you do if you were stopped at every turn for your chance at amusement and happiness?

Rule 33 Don't download music illegally. Reason: It takes away money from the artists and staff that worked so hard to make the singer's dream come true. The Truth The ...

"This isn't good is it?" Leo scowled, glaring at his partner. "Of course it isn't! This isn't where I planned for us to land when we ran away." "Mm. Erm, ...

I'd like to say I lead my life but I don't. Dear mother of sweet insanity does since one flick of her knobby little finger and the kingdom can either ...

All the giraffes and penguins silenced at the German's presence before bowing. John blinked in confusion. "Yes, yes I did." A nearby penguin with an eyepatch glowered at the man. ...

"Well damn. Time to leave I think." Leo stealthily crept through the magazine aisle and met up with Ian who was awestruck at the mass of soda pop. "C'mon love, ...

Suddenly the giraffes that had been brought along by the penguins began to shriek as they hate all forms of Disney music. They grew into such a frenzy that they ...

I'd tell my stepmother to go jump off a cliff and take Tabitha with her. I'd buy Bea the best dress I could find. Most importantly, I'd march right into ...