luna_the_shiekah

My mother is protestant Christian and my father is Catholic. Technically on both accounts I'm Christian if you want to make it easier. In reality I'm a catholic who doesn't ...

9/10! Simply because it made me giggle :D

Because they can't scratch their crotch in public. Why does it feel like I'm not alone?

Dick Cheney. Why can't I have a gun for a leg?

Water is their source of POWER! Or something like that. Why can't a transformer be a cow?

It makes Life feel witty that we lowly mortals can't outwit it. Jerk. What's it like to have seizure?

The wind carries all the dropped calls of the world. Why can't penguins fly?

Because Peter Pan is an avid drinker of Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice". Do ten gallon hats really hold ten gallons?

It seems to just be a trend that never died. Like being a dog owner. Why do birds fly?

They like to think the jeans will hide their fat. So much for that theory. Is reality television really reality?

Because angels go under deep cosmetic surgery to all become alike. A little known secret, they're actually hideous. Why do books need words?

If they didn't end there'd be no sequels. And god forbid that Hollywood not have sequels! Why are clowns so creepy?

They like the way it breaks the ice at parties. "How did you get the blood stain on there good sir?" Great conversation starter. Why are emo kids so sad?

Of course, how else would the rabbits know when the world was ending? Why can't you be barefoot and shirtless in a restaurant?

It's because they want to be unique and display their pain for everyone to see! Oh the pain, the sorrow, the AGONY of being a teenager! I'm so sad I ...