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Granted but they're real worms. I wish I could type even faster.

Millions?- Asenath At least 3 billion.- Lydia Like I even give a damn how many stupid people live on this dreadful planet too.- Della What is your favorite country?

Is it wrong if I think of a policeman farting? Either way, I think I'd take a look at it just for curiosity's sake. Happy Anniversary

YOU PLAGIARIZING SCUM! I SHALL THWART THEE WITH MY SAMURAI SWORD AND WIIMOTE! *Beats over the head* You are seated in a cafe when your favorite celebrity of choice has ...

Deelia frowned upon hearing the grouchy man's proclamation that he was to kill her for the bounty she apparently had. Instead of growing fearful or panicked, she merely tilted her ...

Raver

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Stripping.

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Uh....what? 3/10. I'm sure I'd understand if I were to click the link, but I'm rather lazy. My apologies.

Err...I think it's beyond vague. I also wonder what exactly it stands for, which piques my curiousity. :) Space Age Bakery

ONE EYED ONE HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER! That's strangely shaped like a bear...huh. What would you say if your car stalled out?

Granted but now you are obsessed with keeping your youth as you grow older with botox injections that make you look like Spock and expensive plastic surgery that makes you ...

By means of threatening, I'm pro.- Warrior Sweetheart, I can seduce a man to do anything. A woman however is quite another story... Anime I don't really want much, Goddess ...

Cries. Warrior would probably just start crying silently and hiding behind her hair. See, her lover was just murdered by his demon side and his demon is now in charge ...