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Unfortunately, the people wanted potatoes

Thankfully, the others taught them a valuable lesson and they all had equally distributed power and lived in peace.

choose duck

Fortunately, the humans fought back and became the number one power in the galaxy

…..Uhhhh Fortunately they were able to predict this happening and colonized another planet far away from the exploded sun.

Fortunately, everything over time became under control, and they went back to their normal lives.

Fortunately, the few smart ones of the bunch helped them realize that the government and the schools were there to help, not hurt.

Vandalize the bathroom with spray paint.

Fortunately, people got them all to go back and created new laws against dropping out of school

Fortunately, they learned all they needed to know to succeed and did very well as entrepreneurs.

Fortunately, they all started various neighborhood businesses and the old people paid them all tons of money!

Fortunately, the children spent their time earning money to be able to fix their houses instead of wasting time on video games.

Fortunately, the crash is so explosive that all of the gifts are blasted to the house of every child in the entire world. (I have such a great Unfortunately response ...

Fortunately, Santa has an expert reindeer trainer who tames all of them (i’m so confused how this went from punching in the face to frogs to reindeer)

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