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jorgeandrade

  • Art & Photography Re: Venetian Inspired Mask

    quite an interesting story keep it up

    May 17, 2010
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: The Battle with Perseus

    very interesting story

    May 16, 2010
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: the smelly cat

    the cat smelled horrible. he walked in the street and killed every one near him with his smell. the earth commited suicide when he stepped by the floor. he saw ...

    May 16, 2010
  • Fantasy Novels Re: A lifeless secret - prologue

    i didnt find this very awesome but has potential keep writing its quite interesting though

    May 14, 2010
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: the alcoholic eye

    the eye drank too much and fell on a pile of turd. every one laughed at the eye. then a car ran everyone over. a whale commited suicide when he ...

    May 14, 2010
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: the dinosaur with smelly breath

    the dinosaur explored the forest with killing every one with his smelly breath. every one was terrified of the breath it self. the breath was to bring every one to ...

    May 14, 2010
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: fingers and toes

    sorry i just dont understand how is this obsence or insultoing in any sense and who is this insulting its called imagination

    May 13, 2010
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: fingers and toes

    the finger growled at the toe and then bit it. the toe farted and then screamed and saw a biscuit. then the biscuit ran away. the finger walked home then ...

    May 12, 2010
  • General Fiction Short Stories Re: the fart

    the fart was running and then fell. the fart smiled then people died. the fart took girls on dates and acidently squashed them. the fart would look at you and ...

    May 11, 2010
  • General Fiction Novels Re: the air bag who fell

    the air bag was obese and no one wanted to hug or they will be squashed and then hell lose his balance and fall on them. the air bag was ...

    May 10, 2010
  • Fantasy Short Stories Re: cornflakes

    a cornflake laughed at an obese man who tried to eat it but missed then the cornflake kicked the man's eye and the man farted. the corflake was walking along ...

    May 9, 2010
  • Fantasy Short Stories Re: the fat potato

    the popato cried when he saw himself. sometimes even farted when near people and everyone would just faint or run. the potato when having fights he would punch him self ...

    May 8, 2010
  • Fantasy Short Stories Re: whales facial acne

    there he was getting laughed at sharks wanting to dissapear or faint when they saw him the hidious whale swam through the ocean. no female whales wanted to kiss him. ...

    May 7, 2010
  • Fantasy Novels Re: the car who failed

    a car was riding with intense speed then it crashed. the car felt sad he thought he was a terrible driver and he was but he didnt see it he ...

    May 6, 2010
  • Fantasy Short Stories Re: random absurd story

    a carot was walking in the forest then a giant brockley dinosaur jumped in front of it and laughed at the carrots over weight stomach. then the carrot ppointed away ...

    May 6, 2010


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— Alexander Pushkin