jonny911

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Granted,but you're so happy you walk into a wall and break your neck. I wish everyone would stop trying to braid my hair.

Try a hairdryer, but if that doesn't work, you might want to look into a new keyboard. When a liquids gets to where electrical prosessing happens, it can really hurt ...

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Granted, but after 3 seconds your water main breaks. I wish I could be a famous action star.

school, torture, work swocto [pronounced:suh-wock-toe] On the way home from school, I saw a swooct pirate at work, trying to torture a salesman.

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Sounds like some sort of romance story. I don't see how real ice would fit in the title, so I'd guess ice is someone's name. I think of a simple ...

Hilarious! Writing should be fuunier these days, and this is definitely fuuny. I hope you have more stuff like this!

I Can totally imagine singing this over and over and over. In fact I'm singing it right now! It's short though. How about repeating this part after the double chorus ...

I'm not sure I get it, but it is interesting. The second pic is much better than the first. ANd where did you get that penguin? Looks awesome.

Hola! In math class we're doing the stock market game, and I wanted to see if anyone had any information on good stocks that I might be able to use. ...

Eragon, definitely is a cliche book. I also understand the R.L. Stine thing. When I was young, I read almost 50 of his books, and they're all the same, and ...

Sounds cool! What kind of story, though? I'm fine with anything, but I'd appreciate knowing in advance. My brain has a one week delay.

By stock do you mean stocks (meaning he collects people) or stalks (meaning he follows them around). I've just never heard of an animal that collects humans (that would be ...