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“What..just happened?” Ana asked, completely dumbfounded. “Eh. Some people just choose to be loners.” Alexander slurred.

I think so??

“Ah, yes, true love at it’s finest,” Alexander commented.

“It’s gum.” Ana laughed. “You’ve got it back home, I’m sure.”

“I mean. I guess..” Ana helped him to his feet and handed him a strip of DoubleMint.

Ana plucked the Muppet from the ground and set him on his feet. “Promise me you’re not gonna kill us?” “Promise. I’m as clean as a whistle.” Kermit grinned.

“Er, yeah.” Kermit said. “I’m fine. Don’t worry about it.” Ana knelt down, snapped her fingers, and the mess was cleaned up, and that included the Muppet, too.

Kermit let out a throaty scream, he was covered in dirt from having been kicked out into the garden. “Oh, jeez. Grosssss..” He whined. Alexander couldn’t take it. He burst ...

"Yeah... Johnny's a bit... insecure," Dally said seriously. Johnny kept on running in the direction Ana pointed. "T-thanks!" He shouted, looking back. He suddenly slipped on something and landed on ...

“I think this is not how flirting usually works,” Alexander snorted. Ana moved out of Johnny’s way swiftly. “They’re down the hall!” She pointed stiffly.

@Magebird Alright! Yeah, it sort of got a little out of hand. Sorry about that.

Ana stifled a laugh as she watched Emile and Dally heckle Johnny. She marched over to his seat, planted a kiss on his cheek, and walked off.

“Let’s see,” Ana looked up at the sky. “Can I have a hairbrush that’ll help me regrow my hair?” A regular plastic hairbrush appeared in her hand, and in only ...

Alexander turned to look at Johnny, his eyes glazed over. “Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder.” “Damn right I did.” Ana huffed. She smiled at Johnny. “You know, ...

“Well, gee, I’m sorry, but you got a little too close when I was trying to cut up this here pepper for a salad.” Kermit shrugged and held up a ...