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For a Trusty Steed and a Trustier Companion on the Long, Hard Reviews 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 32. 33. 34. 35.

Knight Storm waltzed into the Great Hall with a small smirk and a whole lot a swagger, lugging the trophies from previously slain beasts of the Green Room behind her. ...

For a Helmet to Help Keep a Brash Young Knight's Head on Straight: 21. 22. 23. 24. 25.

There’s nothing that is unable to be stated in more than thirteen words.

For a Shield to Protect me from the Beasts' Fatal Blows: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

I finally have it finished!

Hunting is also an environmentally consious way of consuming meat. Farms often pose serious strain on the environment and release a lot of greenhouse gasses. Paired with the fact that ...

I'm game! I'd prefer third person, past tense.

"Fellow knights!" Knight Storm cried above the clamour. "I have vanquished 15 Green Room beasts, and I am ready to receive my sword, may it ever aid me in the ...

For a Blade with which I will Slay the Beasts of the Green Room: 11. 12. 13. 14.

Granted, but Donald Trump steals it. I wish no one would corrupt my wish.

Squire Storm stumbled into the Great Hall, dirty and battered, but a triumphant smile playing on her lips. "I have slain ten Green Room beasts!" she said as she dropped ...

Congrats! You definitely deserve it!

For Knighthood: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Knight me!