iQuippie

I'm listening to my mom talk on the phone :]

"You'd be surprised," says Quippie, putting out the fire with a fire extinguisher. "You see... the firecracker's explosion startled some bozo lighting his cigarette, causing him to drop the match ...

Okay so here's the deal. At the top of the page in the little blue bar, "The Vampire Queen" was the first thing I saw. I was like "Oo yay! ...

Quippie is getting beat up by a huge masculine stranger, when... BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She uses what is left of her senses to figure out that the tavern is on fire! Suddenly, ...

Oh how beautiful it is to live a life unseen, warm and pure and radiant like summer's golden sheen. In the soft green lush of spring when the children laugh ...

WOWOWOW! I liked it! First of all, let me say that I grin every time I read that :D Thanks for all your feedback guys. You're really helping me grow ...

Colleen- I laughed as I read that title... my brother was probably thinking '...what the heck?' But I digress. The reason my poem's title is so unoriginal is because when ...

Ugh, I'm HORRIBLE at interpreting poetry. I used to have to show my poems to friends and ask them what they meant. I have absolutely no clue what this is ...

Yes, sadly it is. I thought I'd try a little... non-fiction. Thanks for the help with my wording. When I thought about this, it was just kind of blurry in ...

Quippie is intrigued by razorblade's idea. "I shall do it!" she declares. She then begins to doodle away with a Sharpie at the convex side of the spork untill... "I'M ...

Lol, thanks razorblade *accepts hug and smiles* I liked that shirt too. So much that I wore it when I was dying my hair. Poor, poor shirt... I vote glasses ...

Questions coming at me, flying like bullets- painful like bullets- from all directions. Looking back, I still don't see the same horrors they see. I only see a distraction. I ...

Thanks Claudette!! Okay, so... Heeeeeeeeeeere's John- I mean Quippie!! Woot. Go me. Lol.

this is going to sound stupid, but... can someone please tell me how to post a pic on here?? *feels like a newbie* ... * is a newbie*

Okay, I wanted to post this because I couldn't reply to one of these in some other thing which I find totally unfair! *cries in corner, feeling left out* Anyways, ...