horrendous

you died because i skimmed most of it.

you died because i wrote an extremely longwinded death. it was SO BRUHTAL

apparently i'm 99% introverted, 79% neurotic and 1% friendly.

isn't it obvious?

i keel you

posted to dropbox because my phone doesn't have flash

hortendlud typed on a smartphone

you OD on drugs and alcohol while on the toilet and choke to death on your own vomit.

from what i hear both are disgusting, so i'll just say cuttlefish. would you rather be homeless or have your family think badly of you?

@Zolen sucks decks of cards

dis

i have better things to do than post here. oh shi-

with one time loop corrected, YWS sent a more advanced terminator back to January to kill unreviewed submissions - with reviews.

confirmed: YWS has become self aware and gone back in time to kill John Connor

eh heh, hey fartknocker, eh heh heh.