horrendous

ewwwww, you choked on your own lugey!

could you clarify "create a storybook"? like a children's storybook?

totally depends on the politics of the war. if Murica were invaded, i'd enlist. PS4 or Xbox One?

unfortunately Space Obama's new Inter Space Highway website kept crashing and it never gained popularity.

Yugi mindcrushed you.

What about "Stop, drop, and roll"? Note: I have never heard any of these songs, but The Guard Song should totally be an option, because I instantly thought of that. ...

does it even matter?

Fortunately, the ghosts of the human's past mistakes came to life and the humans understood the error of their ways.

wow i didn't expect i'd really have to think about a question in this thread. spoon. with a spoon you can't stab things, but you can still scoop them. if ...

tetrahedron

The point was that not all lives are equal. Maybe foetuses are alive. Maybe they are human. Maybe they're even people. Whatever. They're still not as important as carrier's bodily ...

the flamingo has a yeast infection, and...

unfortunately the way they found was to Pluto

you died of type ii diabetes. i warned you not to eat that creme broule

maybe you're not qualified to make that determination?