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Super-Obama United Nephilem Destroyers So Our Future Looked Increasingly Finite. Erotic

peter griffin

you contract Ebola. sorry if that one's been done already, been gone a while

i'm going to guess your name is Pompous because you quote yourself in your signature, as though you've qualified your own words as being worthy of quotation. sorry, it only ...

Snarf (pronounced Shnyarf)

crap, i didn't know this thread existed and i ended up posting in the new members introduction forum. ah well. bottom line is, i'm back n shet.

i don't want a cupcake. i want strawberry short cake. got any?

paying attention is nit my strong suit.

orgiastic pleasures in my pants.

i have no qualms about failing your test. i don't know. next poster, why did i just receive a pm from big brother telling me how to write a review?

The Death of Butt - Cradle of Filth

Amerika - Rammstein can dogs look up?

unfortunately, God became disinterested in the human race after witnessing their relentless self-destruction and blew up the earth.

i just wanted to spread the word on a writing contest i've been following for a while now. basically the challenge is to write the worst opening like to a ...

what are you, inSAYAN?