horrendous

you died because i wrote an extremely longwinded death. it was SO BRUHTAL

apparently i'm 99% introverted, 79% neurotic and 1% friendly.

isn't it obvious?

also white noise sounds to me like heavy metal being played at a low volume.

DESPAIR.

SUFFERING.

better than your old one, anyway.

i keel you

posted to dropbox because my phone doesn't have flash

hortendlud typed on a smartphone

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you OD on drugs and alcohol while on the toilet and choke to death on your own vomit.

for being a gay fish

from what i hear both are disgusting, so i'll just say cuttlefish. would you rather be homeless or have your family think badly of you?