horrendous

The pirate loved booty, but hadn't had any in a very long time.

Tony's gynecomastia confused some while enticing others, but not Tony.

unfortunately, God became disinterested in the human race after witnessing their relentless self-destruction and blew up the earth.

i only have one testicle. seriously.

hullo, Iggy. i started writing again and just finished yet another rewrite of The Pact's prologue and part two of chapter one. i'd like you to review both. thanks so ...

i just wanted to spread the word on a writing contest i've been following for a while now. basically the challenge is to write the worst opening like to a ...

i was afraid you'd say that. i never got that far into the original draft anyway, i suppose i could finish what i've currently got and use it as the ...

Once again i am drawn back to this story, and once again i'm dissatisfied with it. i hate to sound vain, but i sort of want this story to be ...

no. i'm horribly antisocial some days and writing has not improved my social skills whatsoever.

well i got a hankering to try my hand at a long zombie novel. i don't have many of the ideas hashed out but i had to start writing something ...

thanks for the excellent post. i attempted to do the list thing on my previous story. i had the entire plot outlined and every major character's info sheet done. but ...

i've got this bad habit of coming up with an idea for a story, getting super excited about it and writing the first chapter, then immediately and completely losing interest ...

i have tinitus, or a constant ringing in my right ear. i've learned to tune it out but every time i hear a high pitched sound or think about it ...

what are you, inSAYAN?

you died because i skimmed most of it.