horrendous

hippos

What about "Stop, drop, and roll"? Note: I have never heard any of these songs, but The Guard Song should totally be an option, because I instantly thought of that. ...

does it even matter?

Deadman is known for being an ambidextrous robot building coder who also plays viola and designed DARPA's robot cheetah.

Fortunately, the ghosts of the human's past mistakes came to life and the humans understood the error of their ways.

Riddick

Deadman can do anything. He's Deadman. You like orchestra music? He plays every instrument simultaneously and also writes the score. You can shoot guns pretty well? He made the gun ...

wow i didn't expect i'd really have to think about a question in this thread. spoon. with a spoon you can't stab things, but you can still scoop them. if ...

tetrahedron

The point was that not all lives are equal. Maybe foetuses are alive. Maybe they are human. Maybe they're even people. Whatever. They're still not as important as carrier's bodily ...

the flamingo has a yeast infection, and...

banned because whenever someone mentions a hammer on the internet, that's the inevitable go-to

pine

unfortunately the way they found was to Pluto

you died of type ii diabetes. i warned you not to eat that creme broule