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  • Lucy's Lawn Gnome (For the Three-pronged contest)

    Once upon a time in a land called Futhormore, a young girl named Lucy lived in a small hut. She lived a carefree life surrounded by friends and family. Her ...

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  • Letters to Angels (For the Holiday Contest)

    Spoiler! : On average, 250 houses catch fire each year due to a Christmas tree. Of these, 14 people on average die. One of every 18 Christmas tree fires will ...

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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
— H. L. Mencken