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faithless0408

  • Dave the diary - Extract 1

    This is an extract from my totally MAMMOTH story I am writing. This extract introduces our protagonist, Lily, and watches her meet a new friend...

    • Novel / Chapter
    • Romantic · Humor
    13 min read
  • Dear Dave - Extract 2

    Oh god he was opening his mouth! “I’m not much of a painter but if you get your tits out I promise I’ll give it my best shot.” Uh...what?!

    • Novel / Chapter
    • Humor · Romantic
    11 min read


The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.
— Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune