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I don't know where over here is, but im gonna say two. same question.

because they post provoking questions in randomness forums? Why can't your questions be simple to answer?

GAH! cold "hot chocolate" :(

because it has people like you? why in god's name would you want to hold your breath for one minute or more?

"lolz" it's like lol plus a nosebleed. It kind of dribbles out of your mouth.

You know you're a nerd when your tutor asks you to help another one of his students in geometry O.o

Because we're all waiting for the obnoxious stegasaurus to grow up (sarah? stella?) What else are you doing right now, besides yws-ing?

You know you're a nerd when you not only walk and read constantly, you are now so practiced you can do it without running into things or people.

not really, no. I'm not imaginative enough. But i used to talk to objects like they were my friends- vases and wax figurines, and such. What is imagination?

Because they've fulfilled human's selfish needs for them. What is the first thing you turn to when you're in a funk?

You know you're a nerd when, while standing in line at disneyland, you look at your watch and think , "Right about now I'd be listening to Mr. Hood's lecture ...

Imperial Attack-- Star Wars Soundtrack. So nerdy..

that was kind of beautiful. im guessing whiskey because of where you claim to hail from and i taste it on your lips. I love that line. I also love ...

Hello a common misconception-- lyrical poetry is not the same thing as lyrics. There is a wonderful article on the poetry and discussion thread about what lyrical poetry entails. I'm ...

You are so compassionate Thank you for making me passionate This is essentially rhyming passionate with passionate. Try a different word or nix those lines altogether. U tried to tell ...