dragonfphoenix

They went out onto the roof and

Who invented this madness??? First attempt: xdfzzbolmnmmcfphoenix (I suck with my left elbow, apparently) Second attempt: dragonfphoenix (Much better.)

"Only two things are Pokémon : the players and creatures . And I'm sure about the former." @fortis The actual quote (because it's one of my favorites): "Two things are ...

Online I'm pretty much universally called Dragon. Knight Dragon's YWS specific, but still not as common as Dragon. And apparently I caused a lot of confusion among users (especially the ...

The Muse of Fire Ants in My Pants

So apparently I had one I never posted.... I thank all who have loved me in their hearts, Thys boke ys on, He that loves a rosy cheek, Have any ...

You die from being hit with a bench vise as it falls out of the dumpster the trash collector is emptying.

How to write ebooks by "Let AuthorHouse Teach You How to..." Ugh, can't even finish that. It's got "derp" written allllllll over it. *nods to Amazon KDP*

Years. I'm a writer. Disney or Dreamworks?

sneezed

meh

Banned for not closing the line on your fox avvie's body and letting all the color drain away. (Stupid Microsoft Paint.)

Twilight: 10 Harry Potter: 70 Miley Cyrus: 34 (-1) Hunger Games: 58 Vampire Diaries: 47 YWS: 75 Pretty Little Liars: 40 X-Men: 52 Books: 58 (+1) Pigs: 51 Music: 67 ...

Thou droning bat-fowling varlot! Don't apologize for intelligence.